52 ODES OF JOY: THE F-WORDS - The Cullman Tribune

2022-09-24 01:53:09 By : Mr. wayne zhang

F-WORDS are not used frequently enough. At least that’s true for some F-WORDS. There are so many FABU F-WORDS, I’ve FINAGLED them into two fragments, 25 in this installment and 25 MORE F-WORDS in the next.

To fortify your familiarity with the four basic facets of “The S.U.N.S. (Smile-Making, Uniting, Neighboring, Spellbinding) Joyous Aging System,” I’m FANCYING this as the first half of 50, FANTABULOUS faves, especially for friends and family who are 50-plus.

FIVE FLATTERING COMPLIMENTS TO TRY TODAY:

– “I pretty much only feel comfortable when I’m with you. You’re like the sweatpants of my life.”

– “It’s too bad you can’t see yourself as I do because you’d smile and keep looking.”

– “My favorite color is whatever you are wearing.”

– “Our time together is like a nap; it’s delightful but it just doesn’t last long enough.”

– “The hardest part about being your friend is pretending that I like my other friends as much as I like you.”

Frank’s brother, Albert Einstein, was a genius, but Frank was a monster.

Forgive me father, priest, padre for I have synonymed.

Ford Fiesta was found with two potheads; police description called it a Ford Siesta.

Fugitives should wear leather; it’s made of hide.

JOY-GIVERS CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK

FOOD NETWORK SLOW-COOKER GUMBO—NORTH CAROLINA OKRA

Each week, “The JOYrontologist” shares a recipe saluting a healthy food produced in America. This delicious and nutritious collection is called “The S.U.N.S. Longevity Cookbook” and highlights vitamin B-3 (niacin) which many gerontologists believe holds the promise of a long, healthy, joyful life.

“The JOYrontologist” RECOMMENDS—pairing the FABOLICIOUS FLAVORS of this dish with Chateau Bonnet Rose’ 2016 ($12-ish). According to winecurmudgeon.com, “This French pink from one of the world’s great, cheap wine producers has enough fruit for the gumbo’s spice, with sweet cherries and strawberries, as well as an almost limestone minerality.”

1,070 JOY-GIVING THINGS FROM MY FIRST 70 YEARS (continued)

819. “Forrest Gump” dinner with author, Winston Groom

820. “Felix the Cat,” frisky cartoons

821. French fries in The Tuileries

822. Finger painting with my best, pre-school friend, Rhonda Burks

823. “Fargo,” the film, and a frequently frozen place I’d like to visit some summer

824. Fargo, Donna aka “The Happiest Girl in the Whole U.S.A.”

826. Farce I wrote, “Alabama, Alabama”

827. “Ferdinand the Bull,” a gentle life lesson by author/illustrator, Munro Leaf

828. Focaccia bread pizza in Firenze

829. Fresca, always in my family fridge

830. Fudge so rich it makes your spit thick

831. “Fantastic Mr. Fox” and his family-friendly profanity

832. Falafel at The Pita Stop

833. Fritos, one of my favorite, San Antonio-created things to savor

834. Fig trees, every homeowner in Alabama should plant one

835. Ford Mustang II, the first vehicle I bought without my dad

836. Flax fibers alchemized into fine linen

837. French turtle soup, not merely the mock

839. Fish and chips and warm beer in a British pub

841. “Falling in Love Again” swooned by Marlene Dietrich

FIND FRESH FUN WITH A FEW, FANTABULOUS F-WORDS THIS WEEK!

Read all the installments in this series at www.cullmantribune.com/tag/odes-to-joy-2022.     

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